budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

(via happiest)

parkingstrange:

send this to your crush with no context

(via parkingstrange)

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they were married?

Feyonce.

cexted:

Can we just focus that so many are dying at the moment like aNOTHER PLANE CRASHED AND 298 INNOCENT PEOPLE ARE DEAD ALONG WITH THE WAR IN GAZA AND SO MANY OTHER THINGS IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY

WHY CAN WE AS HUMANS NOT STOP KILLING OTHER HUMANS

(via parkingstrange)

pokemonyewest:

Hate gets you nowhere

You gotta be positive

image

(via asvprock)

hesitence:

i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it

(via lubricates)

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via intensional)

180mph:

genetics is a fucked up and unfair game

(via kixxinq)

vagisodium:

i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

(Source: trashboat, via unprime)