bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

(via officialwhitegirls)

heliolisk:

heliolisk:

so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them

the more notes this gets the more powerful potatoes become resulting in a more powerful ME

(via lubricates)

humorking:

dorkiestprincess:

Showing my mom my achievements

im laughing so hard holy shit i love you

(via strangeparkings)

(Source: orangeskins, via imwillowpape)

(Source: orangeskins, via kixxinq)

iwasrepeals:

Its pretty late, I’m gonna go to bed *browses every social media site known to man for over an hour*

(Source: untexting, via humorking)

commisure:

i dont know whats emptier, my bank account or my love life

(via asvprock)

(Source: redformans, via lubricates)